schvin 

pronounced shh-fin
something small and usually annoying that you dont need and/or want
a little thing that you dont know how to describe

hey dude, you got a schvin on your shirt

schvin by Nicholaslis January 9, 2009

Schingisch 

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.

Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.

Schingisch by Schingisch May 20, 2021

Schviench 

A word used as replacement for an insult or when referring to anything in the extreme negative/positive. It can also be used as a verb in those contexts as well

1. Jerry can't come over to hang out? That is the schviench
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me

Schviench by Mini-legend October 10, 2020

Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

schvantz 

Yiddish for Penis.

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!

schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008