schvinkter

a german substitute for an arse hole, commonly used by Australian's, Kiwi's or the English

whilst at Oktoberfest: mate check out that chick's form, would love to give it to her in the schvinkter

by thetruth001 August 27, 2013

schvinkter

the annular muscle that keeps dukie in your asshole

That bitch got her schvinkter hammered and is not stretched open due to a black males genitalia.

by Jimmy Beam September 15, 2003

schvinkter

fleshy material found poking out of your ass hole.

ooooo simon leave my schvinkter alone and let me play with yours

by jeffery boodell March 26, 2003

schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009

sphinkter

ass hole

Ass sphinkter says, what?

by ansf g February 4, 2004

Regina Sphinkter

When someone encircles your butthole with their finger (preferrably pinky) while orally stimulating you, gradually easing the finger inside of you until they are knuckle deep in your pooper. Surprisingly sensual and recommended for uninhibited and particularly dirt nasty couples. Named after the equally surprisingly erotic musical artist Regina Spektor.

Me: Dude, Wayne gave me a Regina Sphinkter last night unexpectedly and who knew I was such a filthy, filthy whore!

Them: Um, everyone?

Me: That's beside the point! Reg Sphinks rule!!!!

by Analisa Colonoscipa February 24, 2011