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An extremely aggressive/murderous individual who consumes young orphans.
News anchorman: Multiple reports are coming in about a Schvindel on the lose!
Person 2: *dies*
SCHVINDEL by DreamIsAFatCunt December 25, 2022
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Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.
Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.
Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

Schlingel 

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you
"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole
Schinel is a sweet and caring person. She is a great friend that you can always count on for being there for you, and making you feel better when you need it. Although she doesnt realize it, she is beautiful inside and out.
Jadeyn: Why are you so happy?
Cassy: Oh, I was just talking to Schinel
Schinel by Sassy28 June 29, 2013

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way
YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED
schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017
Schniedel by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

schindler's shitlist 

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.
Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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