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Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.
Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.
Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

Schlingel 

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you
"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole
Schinel is a sweet and caring person. She is a great friend that you can always count on for being there for you, and making you feel better when you need it. Although she doesnt realize it, she is beautiful inside and out.
Jadeyn: Why are you so happy?
Cassy: Oh, I was just talking to Schinel
Schinel by Sassy28 June 29, 2013

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way
YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED
schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017
Schniedel by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

schindler's shitlist 

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.
Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!