Schvingt 

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

Schvingt by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

schvinkter 

a german substitute for an arse hole, commonly used by Australian's, Kiwi's or the English

whilst at Oktoberfest: mate check out that chick's form, would love to give it to her in the schvinkter

schvinkter by thetruth001 August 27, 2013

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

schwingtone by HectorA September 3, 2008

schvinkter 

the annular muscle that keeps dukie in your asshole

That bitch got her schvinkter hammered and is not stretched open due to a black males genitalia.

schvinkter by Jimmy Beam September 15, 2003

schvinkter 

fleshy material found poking out of your ass hole.

ooooo simon leave my schvinkter alone and let me play with yours

schvinkter by jeffery boodell March 26, 2003

Schvingar 

Someone who likes nerdy things, especially star trek. Also includes liking extensive comic books,video games, and grey's anatomy.

When someone quotes star trek or starts talking bout it, one should point the vulcan split finger sign at the person and yell Schvingar!

Schvingar by Matthew Brenner December 25, 2007