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schvinchter

Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore
My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.
by Cally kelly October 27, 2019
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schvinkter

a german substitute for an arse hole, commonly used by Australian's, Kiwi's or the English
whilst at Oktoberfest: mate check out that chick's form, would love to give it to her in the schvinkter
by thetruth001 August 27, 2013
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shvincter

the muscule up your ass that keeps the shit from coming out
no you can not fuck me up the ass with your 18 inch dick you'll brake my shvincter
by amber March 6, 2004
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schvinkter

the annular muscle that keeps dukie in your asshole
That bitch got her schvinkter hammered and is not stretched open due to a black males genitalia.
by Jimmy Beam September 15, 2003
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schvinkter

fleshy material found poking out of your ass hole.
ooooo simon leave my schvinkter alone and let me play with yours
by jeffery boodell March 26, 2003
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Schlichter

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.
"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."
by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021
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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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