schrimshaw

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks

hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw

by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008

shimshaw creamtime

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times

"shimshaw creamtime."

by clayxspooky February 25, 2021

Scrimshawed

To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.

I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.

by realative September 25, 2012

scrimshaw

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

by KaBoom January 13, 2014

scrimshanker

Old military (Naval) slang for a person who avoids their responsiblities, or is work-shy. What may latterly be termed a "skiver".

For all those scrimshankers who've yet to hand in their assignment, you have just two days left!

by Rob the Ninja Assassin April 10, 2006

Shimshaw-Creamtime

A noun referring to the time of a Shimshaw-Cream event, an event at which up to 30 different milk enjoyers gather to consume gallons of 2% milk without utensils or glassware.

Hey former United States Vice President Dick Cheney! Looking forward to Shimshaw-Creamtime?

by Temptation of the Void September 30, 2021

schrimshered

To render oneself useless and in turn, to cause oneself great distress and hardship in life.

Ashton sat on the couch all day, missing class and failing his tests. He schrimshered himself.

by oaklandraider April 7, 2009