Scrimshank

A scrimshank can be a specialized tool/object to use for any situation given you require a tool/object. Why use your hands when you can call for a scrimshank?

Pass me that there scrimshank would you?

Scrimshank by Big Red (Bert) October 3, 2026

Scrimshawed 

To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.

I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.

Scrimshawed by realative September 25, 2012

scrimshaw 

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

scrimshaw by KaBoom January 13, 2014

scrimshanker 

Old military (Naval) slang for a person who avoids their responsiblities, or is work-shy. What may latterly be termed a "skiver".

For all those scrimshankers who've yet to hand in their assignment, you have just two days left!

scrimshanker by Rob the Ninja Assassin April 10, 2006

Scrumshandle 

A Scrumshandle is an act of bravado used to prevent a Donnybrook or large fight. The act is terrifying in theory, but has never actually been defined.

"And then I told him I'd give him the old Scrumshandle if he didn't heave off. Worked like a charm."

Scrumshandle by Furly Burly February 16, 2019

Scrimshaw 

adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.

I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.

Scrimshaw by Evakz October 13, 2019

scrimshaw 

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.

Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.

scrimshaw by Chainsaw Raider February 17, 2003