schrimshered

To render oneself useless and in turn, to cause oneself great distress and hardship in life.

Ashton sat on the couch all day, missing class and failing his tests. He schrimshered himself.

by oaklandraider April 7, 2009

schrimsher

Often frightening when intoxicated, but full of wit and originality. Schrimsher's stand out in a crowd, usually for all the "wrong" reasons.

He's going Schrimsher on your ass.

by b12422 May 4, 2010