schrimshered 

To render oneself useless and in turn, to cause oneself great distress and hardship in life.

Ashton sat on the couch all day, missing class and failing his tests. He schrimshered himself.

schrimshered by oaklandraider April 7, 2009

schrimsher 

Often frightening when intoxicated, but full of wit and originality. Schrimsher's stand out in a crowd, usually for all the "wrong" reasons.

He's going Schrimsher on your ass.

schrimsher by b12422 May 11, 2010