scrimshaw

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

by KaBoom January 13, 2014

Scrimshaw

adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.

I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.

by Evakz October 13, 2019

scrimshaw

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.

Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.

by Chainsaw Raider February 17, 2003

scrimshaw

to take a boner hard in the butt

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".

by Twerpintime February 17, 2003

Scrimshaw

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.

Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.

by jbuddah September 10, 2018

scrimshaw

oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man

I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.

by squeedy November 29, 2011

Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019