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A white, American born male hired by an Indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the "public face" of the property he manages. To be a true Billy Schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get fucked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.
"The manager of the La Quinta was nice enough, but I felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that damn Indian owner for peanuts. Jesus what a friggin' Schrank he was."
Schrank by Jacob Miller December 28, 2005
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Functioning as either a noun or a verb, it is acceptable to use in any context to describe an object or place in the physical world, with the exception of a typewriter. In the verb usage, to be "schranked" implies being fucked with to the nth power.
Noun: "I put my schrank in your bait box."
Verb: "Honey, I schranked the kids!"
schrank by sungodRa April 15, 2008
a male with a small penis, as if it SHRANK.
however, due to the many males with the last name SCHRANK, the nickname stuck & is spelled with a c.
Greg is such a SCHRANK yo.
A skank?
Nah, a schrank. Smallest cock in New England, EFP said so.
Schrank by A team! February 12, 2009

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022
substyle of progressive techno music. typical elements are merciless repetetive pattern, harsh abrasive machine-like sound. agressive, inhuman. schranz tries to fulfill all the cliches of techno music. sometimes uses funny and/or offensive samples. became quite popular in germany in the early 21st century. also called 'geshredder' oder 'gebretter'. schranz rules!
some Djs playing or producing schranz: Chris Liebing, DJ Rush, Robert Natus, ...
schranz by G. Southpole February 21, 2004

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.
Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021