Hey bob, you brother, Narf is having a family orgy with his cousin, uncle and aunt all at once. I heard his granmda is his sister and his cousin is his dad.

schpank by I/m gangsta December 31, 2003

schpank

A two headed dildo used to penetrate the vagin and the anal cavity simultaniously.

that fat bitch got double-dicked by a schpank.

schpank by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003

schpank

no, gangsta, its actually your moms favorite toy. you know..the one she has 6 different models of

i/m gangsta's mom: hmm... my scphank 3000V is worn out...my schpank 5300 has the anal dildo ripped off from me using it too roughly...ah yes my schpank 6000pro never fails me! im soo double dicking myself!!

schpank by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 23, 2003

schpunkenfurtur

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

schpunkenfurtur by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026