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schpank is what i did to ur mom last night, peter pan's nephew, and guess what, she NEVER grows old!
ME: Ohh bitch ima schpank you!
Peter Pan's Nephew's Mom: OOOOH YES! Thank you!
schpank by I/m gangsta December 22, 2003
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schpank is when Peter Pan's nephew is having a hillbilly orgy with his cousin, aunt and uncle, all at once.
Hey bob, you brother, Narf is having a family orgy with his cousin, uncle and aunt all at once. I heard his granmda is his sister and his cousin is his dad.
schpank by I/m gangsta December 31, 2003
A two headed dildo used to penetrate the vagin and the anal cavity simultaniously.
that fat bitch got double-dicked by a schpank.
schpank by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003
no, gangsta, its actually your moms favorite toy. you know..the one she has 6 different models of
i/m gangsta's mom: hmm... my scphank 3000V is worn out...my schpank 5300 has the anal dildo ripped off from me using it too roughly...ah yes my schpank 6000pro never fails me! im soo double dicking myself!!
schpank by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 23, 2003

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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