Schpank

The act of repeatedly slapping one's face with your penis after a goooooooooood sexin'

Man oh man, after she sucked my dick like that, i just couldn't resist the urge to give her a schpanking!

by I'///m Gangsta June 20, 2003

schpank

schpank is what i did to ur mom last night, peter pan's nephew, and guess what, she NEVER grows old!

ME: Ohh bitch ima schpank you!
Peter Pan's Nephew's Mom: OOOOH YES! Thank you!

by I/m gangsta December 22, 2003

schpank

schpank is when Peter Pan's nephew is having a hillbilly orgy with his cousin, aunt and uncle, all at once.

Hey bob, you brother, Narf is having a family orgy with his cousin, uncle and aunt all at once. I heard his granmda is his sister and his cousin is his dad.

by I/m gangsta December 31, 2003

schpank

A two headed dildo used to penetrate the vagin and the anal cavity simultaniously.

that fat bitch got double-dicked by a schpank.

by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003

schpank

no, gangsta, its actually your moms favorite toy. you know..the one she has 6 different models of

i/m gangsta's mom: hmm... my scphank 3000V is worn out...my schpank 5300 has the anal dildo ripped off from me using it too roughly...ah yes my schpank 6000pro never fails me! im soo double dicking myself!!

by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 23, 2003

schpunkenfurtur

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022