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1.To consume, suck, inhale, snort, drink, smoke,eat with unstoppable vigor

2. To perform an act that others would consider socially inappropriate, morally depraved, and/or completely disgusting

3. To annoy others with inappropriate amounts of impatience, and pestering.

4. To solicit the presence of others when clearly unwelcome.
1. Aww dude, I just saw him Schrade that tit like a starving Ethiopian infant

2. Johnny really schraded it up, when he argued about gay porn stars at U Hots the other day.

3. That guy was such a Schrades when he pestered us to go to the dining hall after he hit that bowl.

4. It was really a pain in the balls trying to get rid of that Schrades before we went to the party.
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Schrade Middle School kids 

Ahh Schrade,The kids in it Their oh so bad.....I can't turn my back for one second,and theyll steal my stuff! Ohh ive seen them make substitutes cry!,Yes i REALLY have.And sometimes there would be sudden riots in the hallways,i once almost got trampled):and the funny thing is is that.... im one of them...MUHAHAHAHA.
Go Falcons! (Say It or they'll Fuck You Upp)

-Schrade middle school kids

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schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011

hank schrader 

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.
Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*
hank schrader by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.
Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

Schrayer Mad 

Adj. So mad you will burn someones house down with their kids in it.
Man you are schrayer mad!
Schrayer Mad by Grandbastard August 20, 2021

schadenfreude 

German word, original translation loosely comes out as 'malicious joy'. In English, it's thought of 'malicious enjoyment from the suffering of another'. As there is no succinct English version of the word, English-speaking peoples have approximated this word and use it whenever they see people like corrupt CEOs get dragged off to jail.
Did you see that look on Fastow's face as he was told he couldn't take soap-on-a-rope to the lockup? Man, I felt a warm, comforting sense of schadenfreude in my gut when I saw it...
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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