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Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.

The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.

schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011

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schadenboner

An extreme degree of pleasure from the misfortune of assholes.

Fans of Keith Olbermann are whining so painfully, and Osama Bin Laden suffered from ghastly kidney failure until his blood was diluted with urine, and thus I exhibit dual schadenboners.

schadenboner by Chris Hooten January 24, 2011

Related Words

schadenboner • Schadenberg • Schadenberuhigung • schadenboehner

Schadenboner

When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck

While she's really not my type, I hate to admit, Taylor Swift gives me a total Schadenboner

Schadenboner by michael9738918 November 19, 2014

schadenboehner

A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.

I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.

schadenboehner by misterrockobscurities October 17, 2013

Schadenberg

Coming from the German words for "damage" and "mountain", the Schadenbergs are a strong race of people.

They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.

Heindric Schadenberg has connections to all the hottest prostitutes this side of Berlin.

Schadenberg by Salome Weiss November 9, 2010

Schadenberuhigung

Reassurance that comes from the suffering of others. Distinct from schadenfreude, which implies that this suffering confers pleasure. From a compound of German words: Schaden=suffering, Beruhigung=comfort

I was feeling bad about the fact that I don't have any shoes, but then I met someone with no legs. Talk about schadenberuhigung!

Schadenberuhigung by "Three Legs" Anderson May 28, 2013

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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