Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
by Adroit January 24, 2011
Get the schadenboner mug.Fans of Keith Olbermann are whining so painfully, and Osama Bin Laden suffered from ghastly kidney failure until his blood was diluted with urine, and thus I exhibit dual schadenboners.
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When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck
by michael9738918 November 19, 2014
Get the Schadenboner mug.A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.
I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.
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They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.
They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.
by Salome Weiss November 9, 2010
Get the Schadenberg mug.Reassurance that comes from the suffering of others. Distinct from schadenfreude, which implies that this suffering confers pleasure. From a compound of German words: Schaden=suffering, Beruhigung=comfort
I was feeling bad about the fact that I don't have any shoes, but then I met someone with no legs. Talk about schadenberuhigung!
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