schplurg

Luh Schlunk, big klonka, luh boinka

person 1: schplurg
person 2: wtf is wrong with you?

by edapushy445 June 26, 2023

Schpurgle

To mess up, botch, spoil, wreck or ruin to the point of useless. A person who has a tendency to screw things up.

He was set to schpurgle his opportunity at work.
A schpurgler has stollen my parking spot
I schpurgled big time when I went for her musty- cup!

by shortCUT207 March 5, 2020

Shplurg

Say it when you feel like it. Used as a word of expression and to state feelings.

Copyright Hamney 2009.

To be used in any random instance that 'Shplurg' is deemed fit.

by Hamney April 7, 2010

schlurgin durgin

the sound derf makes when he gets surprised (similar to oi vey)... or a german cowboy.

That there schlurgin durgin just did a hoot of a job. Yee Haw.

by kpowpow August 22, 2010

Schplurpgurgle

The noise that your butthole makes when schploop is forced out around a dick.

I thought I heard thunder and lightning, but it was actually a schplurpgurgle

by Dayboy 6977 May 19, 2020

churnk de schplur

Term used to describe any restaurant item which is meant to be fancy or exclusive (presumably for the purpose of driving up menu prices), but it only comes off as unnecessarily hoity toity.

Any normal menu items would be chicken breast, carrots, tomato, sour cream, lettuce, etc. While items like togarashi tempura, nduja ricotta, slow cooked sunchoke, house mascarpone, chow chow, etc. would be considered churnk de schplur.

Frisee? Arugula? Brodetto? Geez, there's no shortage of churnk de schplur on this menu.

by plewberty June 12, 2017

schlurgen

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen

noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...

by s. tom s. August 10, 2006