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To mess up, botch, spoil, wreck or ruin to the point of useless. A person who has a tendency to screw things up.
He was set to schpurgle his opportunity at work.
A schpurgler has stollen my parking spot
I schpurgled big time when I went for her musty- cup!
Schpurgle by shortCUT207 March 5, 2020
Say it when you feel like it. Used as a word of expression and to state feelings.

Copyright Hamney 2009.
To be used in any random instance that 'Shplurg' is deemed fit.
Shplurg by Hamney April 7, 2010

schlurgin durgin 

the sound derf makes when he gets surprised (similar to oi vey)... or a german cowboy.
That there schlurgin durgin just did a hoot of a job. Yee Haw.
schlurgin durgin by kpowpow August 22, 2010

Schplurpgurgle 

The noise that your butthole makes when schploop is forced out around a dick.
I thought I heard thunder and lightning, but it was actually a schplurpgurgle
Schplurpgurgle by Dayboy 6977 May 19, 2020

churnk de schplur 

Term used to describe any restaurant item which is meant to be fancy or exclusive (presumably for the purpose of driving up menu prices), but it only comes off as unnecessarily hoity toity.

Any normal menu items would be chicken breast, carrots, tomato, sour cream, lettuce, etc. While items like togarashi tempura, nduja ricotta, slow cooked sunchoke, house mascarpone, chow chow, etc. would be considered churnk de schplur.
Frisee? Arugula? Brodetto? Geez, there's no shortage of churnk de schplur on this menu.
churnk de schplur by plewberty June 12, 2017

schlurgen 

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen
noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...
schlurgen by s. tom s. August 10, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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