schoolporn
schoolporn by 0976A October 28, 2015
Words you can keep
schoolwork
schoolwork by dixiechicks May 3, 2009
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schoolboner
An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.
James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."
Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."
Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."
schoolboner by Mr Pelon January 30, 2012
Schoolwork
Schoolwork is a waste of time I don’t get why we do it like we didn’t learn how to speak english by sitting in a room for a hour or more weighting on a paper no we picked it up from our parents als teachers give out Hw that is basically extending school like why????
Oh mr Walters gave out a test said Jeff
Jake said more schoolwork are you kidding
Jeff said no
Jeff said I failed cause me Walters caught me dropping a pencil
Jake said more schoolwork are you kidding
Jeff said no
Jeff said I failed cause me Walters caught me dropping a pencil
Schoolwork by Back me meme November 11, 2019
schoolmorrow
The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
schoolmorrow by lionmane726 March 22, 2007
schoolpocalypse
n. Combination of "school", and "apocalypse".
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
"Have you seen Miriam lately?" "Nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. That way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.
schoolpocalypse by Astrapto May 10, 2011
schoolorific
used to describe things that are like school. how it's used depends on what the person saying it thinks of school.
schoolorific by Justin Herter May 14, 2007
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!