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schoolwork 

The shittest thing known to mankind
Boy: So you gonna come out tonight?
Girl: Can't, got too much schoolwork
schoolwork by dixiechicks May 3, 2009
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Schoolwork 

Schoolwork is a waste of time I don’t get why we do it like we didn’t learn how to speak english by sitting in a room for a hour or more weighting on a paper no we picked it up from our parents als teachers give out Hw that is basically extending school like why????
Oh mr Walters gave out a test said Jeff

Jake said more schoolwork are you kidding
Jeff said no
Jeff said I failed cause me Walters caught me dropping a pencil
Schoolwork by Back me meme November 11, 2019

School work 

1. what teachers think you should do to get smarter even though you will be working at a Mcdonalds your whole life so why do it

2. What to do to get a good job
Women: Do your School work

Student: But I already work at Mcdonalds!

School work 

what you probably should be doing right now
i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary
School work by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021

Shootwork 

A wrestling term. The combination of shoot (real) and work (fake). Shootwork is where something happen's where a fan doesn't know if it was planned or unscripted. This is occasionally used to create unpredictability and to spice things up..
Cena's take down of Reigns last week was a perfect example of a shootwork. Cena was dropping truth bombs yet still remaining in character.
Shootwork by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

schoolmorrow 

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
schoolmorrow by lionmane726 March 22, 2007

school work headache 

a headache that i get when im doing schoolwork, but goes away a few minutes after i stop. the teachers either think im making it up or i need glasses or some other shit. these headaches are real.
fuck im getting a school work headache again!
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