schoolboner 

An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.

James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."

Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."

schoolboner by Mr Pelon January 30, 2012

School-Boner 

A severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. The inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the class.

I got a school-boner today. I dont know why it happened, but it was uncomfortable.

School-Boner by Carlos1174 May 26, 2010

mid school boner 

A random ass boner in school.

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni

mid school boner by EJ the prp April 16, 2008

Schoolboyed it 

When a guy attempts to talk to a girl whom he finds attractive but then totally blows it by stuttering or making sounds (usually loud) that more resemble animal noises than actual human speech. This often will frighten the pursued female, causing her to run for safety and will certainly become a source of ridicule for the "schoolboy" should any friends witness or find out about the event.

Drive-thru lady: Here are your milkshakes, guys.
Dan (driver): Thanks!
George (passenger): (whispering) Dan, say something nice to her to make her feel special.
Dan: BLA-EEH!
(Dan then proceeds to peel out of the drive-thru lane due to overwhelming fear, blowing any chance to ask the lady out for a date)
Drive-thru lady: Those white boys are freaks.
George: Man, you really schoolboyed it there, Dan. I can't wait to tell everyone I know exactly what happened.

Schoolboyed it by dannyp76 July 13, 2011

Schoolbernation 

When one goes into a deep state of schoolwork where they can do nothing else. Instead of going into a deep state of sleep for several months, as in hibernation, they will do nothing other than schoolwork for an extended period of time. Friends and family will have an extremely hard time getting a hold of them.

Lauren was unreachable this Summer due to her extreme state of schoolbernation, caused by instense Summer school classes.

Schoolbernation by SquirrelLover<3 July 3, 2010

Old school boner 

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

Old school boner by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016

elementary school boner 

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

elementary school boner by Chaintokers February 19, 2017