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schoolwork 

The shittest thing known to mankind
Boy: So you gonna come out tonight?
Girl: Can't, got too much schoolwork
schoolwork by dixiechicks May 3, 2009
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Schoolwork 

Schoolwork is a waste of time I don’t get why we do it like we didn’t learn how to speak english by sitting in a room for a hour or more weighting on a paper no we picked it up from our parents als teachers give out Hw that is basically extending school like why????
Oh mr Walters gave out a test said Jeff

Jake said more schoolwork are you kidding
Jeff said no
Jeff said I failed cause me Walters caught me dropping a pencil
Schoolwork by Back me meme November 11, 2019

School work 

1. what teachers think you should do to get smarter even though you will be working at a Mcdonalds your whole life so why do it

2. What to do to get a good job
Women: Do your School work

Student: But I already work at Mcdonalds!

School work 

what you probably should be doing right now
i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary
School work by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021

Shootwork 

A wrestling term. The combination of shoot (real) and work (fake). Shootwork is where something happen's where a fan doesn't know if it was planned or unscripted. This is occasionally used to create unpredictability and to spice things up..
Cena's take down of Reigns last week was a perfect example of a shootwork. Cena was dropping truth bombs yet still remaining in character.
Shootwork by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

schoolmorrow 

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
schoolmorrow by lionmane726 March 22, 2007

school work headache 

a headache that i get when im doing schoolwork, but goes away a few minutes after i stop. the teachers either think im making it up or i need glasses or some other shit. these headaches are real.
fuck im getting a school work headache again!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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