Definitions by Astrapto
wee wot
A small child.
development by secrecy
The act or practice of fixing existing problems in an application without
ever notifying users/testers that they were there.
ever notifying users/testers that they were there.
Junior dev: "I just found a JavaScript error in my application, and managed to fix it before the QA testers found it!"
Senior dev: "Man, that's a bad idea. Development by Secrecy will bite you in the butt eventually."
Senior dev: "Man, that's a bad idea. Development by Secrecy will bite you in the butt eventually."
development by secrecy by Astrapto May 26, 2016
barbie-the-Barbie
1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.
2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?
2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
barbie-the-Barbie by Astrapto September 10, 2011
statusry
The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
statustician
A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
statustician by Astrapto June 9, 2011
imio
An acronym for "In my incumbent opinion." It's a way of stating that your opinion is not absolute or substantially entrenched in your mind. It could change, under proper circumstances or with different information.
See also imo and imho.
See also imo and imho.
schoolpocalypse
n. Combination of "school", and "apocalypse".
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
"Have you seen Miriam lately?" "Nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. That way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.
schoolpocalypse by Astrapto May 10, 2011