schoener
schoener by Amy Lynne with the twins June 12, 2008
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schoener • Schooner • Schoenberger • schoenenberger • Schoonerd . • schlenergy • schoeberl • schoenberg • Schoenebeck • schoenecker
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corn schooner
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008
bamboo schooner
1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009
Schoenberger
The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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