Jessica's definitions

dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

by jessica April 28, 2004

penpal

A fan of Jon Peter Lewis.

"I'm a penpal, are you?"

by Jessica September 28, 2004

krunked

Drunk and highhh

Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.

by jessica December 29, 2003

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

Diet Pepsi

Light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.

"Diet Pepsi is God."

by Jessica August 7, 2004

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

yoohoo

a bad ass chocolate drink.

get me a yoohoo, bitch

by jessica October 27, 2002