Jessica's definitions

ds

dick sucking

she got them ds lips

by jessica February 18, 2004

o

an ounce

i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!

by jessica March 7, 2004

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

shit-trailored

very drunk; wasted; intoxicated way beyond legal consumption levels.

This past weekend at the party I got "shit-trailored".

by Jessica March 22, 2005

monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003

Details Magazine

A stupid, racist publication who not only hired Whitney McNally but allowed her to put out the trash article "Gay or Asian?"

Details Magazine should rot on the newsstands.

by Jessica April 9, 2004