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"oops, i'm so sorry i stepped on your toe!"
"hey, no big"
by Jessica May 9, 2003
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1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
by Jessica January 17, 2005
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A nigga who is getting on your last fuckin' nerve.
Mufuka, was ya waitin' for me to turn into a buttafly?
by Jessica December 1, 2003
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It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.
Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::
by Jessica June 29, 2004
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ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.
ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"
by Jessica August 24, 2004
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I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!
omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!
by Jessica August 25, 2004
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you know what jelly bracelets mean where i'm from?

whoever the whore is that made this is should die. i've been asked a trillion times if the ones i wear mean anything and blah blah blah. no. they're bracelets. i like em. they're nifty. so whoever thinks they mean something should go... fuck a moose.
maybe the person was really ugly and jus wanted sex so they made up this stupid so called game...
by Jessica July 12, 2004
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