Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.