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schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.
schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Scobberlotcher 

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.
It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!
Scobberlotcher by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

Schomberg 

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people
I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com
Schomberg by Schombergian May 9, 2012
When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.
After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.
Shoeber by MR BOYER March 12, 2017
Gooddd Freya and Mimi are such Schobers
schober by SophieMeeeeeee November 30, 2018