schoeberl

He is a man keeper he is loyal, and really fun to hang out with.

Oh he is so illy the Schoeberl!

by Oof I haz no friendsz November 10, 2018

schooberry

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Scobberlotcher

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

Schomberg

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people

I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com

by Schombergian May 9, 2012

Shoeber

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.

After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2017

schober

Dumb bitches with a slaggy reputation

Gooddd Freya and Mimi are such Schobers

by SophieMeeeeeee November 30, 2018