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Schoenenberger 

Schoenenberger is a European family name associated with a slightly underwhelming sense of glory and historic heritage. The name is as annoying to use in foreign countries as it is long to write and often the reason spreadsheet columns are unnecessarily wide.
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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.
Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.
Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026