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shocker schmenocker 

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker
Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.
shocker schmenocker by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004

flopper schnecker floodle 

A woman who has a nice ass and is hot, but smells like eggs or poop and is disgusting
That milf is so gross, she’s a flopper schnecker floodle

schoenenberger 

Oh, Schoenenberger!

Schoenenberger 

Schoenenberger is a European family name associated with a slightly underwhelming sense of glory and historic heritage. The name is as annoying to use in foreign countries as it is long to write and often the reason spreadsheet columns are unnecessarily wide.
Welcome Mr. Schoenenberger