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Give your gramma a schmooch

schmooch by shrew88 October 27, 2011

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schooch

The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."

Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.

schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004

Related Words

schmooch • Schmoocher • Schooch • schoochie • Schmoophe • schmoosh • schoochy • Scamooch • Schlooch • Schlooching

schoochie

sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama

dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.

schoochie by Jessica L July 29, 2008

SchoochyMoney

The attraction of money, also an upcoming Detroit rapper.

Who is SchoochyMoney? He’s an rapper from Detroit. What does his name mean? Schoochy is the attraction, Money is what’s being attracted.

SchoochyMoney by Wopsop313 October 7, 2018

schoochie

A cross between a skank and a hoochie... Much worse than both.

She slept with your ex-boyfriend?... Oh she is such a schoochie!

schoochie by Brittany P. December 14, 2007

schoochmaker

A person who is an idiot, asshole, fucker, dumb or anything else bad.

Cooper is such a schoochmaker, hes an idiot from faribault.

schoochmaker by CW Wolfe March 4, 2008

hoochie-schooch

to bump into someone, usually in a sexual way

Jonathan hoochie-schooched into Samantha.

Zachariah hoochie-schooch's with everyone in the school's hall.

Jesse has never hoochie-schooched a woman.

hoochie-schooch by Shiv Patel April 21, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026