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The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."
Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.
schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
To move object an 1/32 of an inch, per the request of Ed Motteler
Can you move that light over a schooch. Now move it back a schooch.
Schooch by Josh Sherman August 15, 2003
Slang for vaginal discharge
Tracy: Hey Anna did you get that thing checked out?
Anna: Yea, I think I might have an std. There was a lot of schooch coming out last night.
Schooch by Billybobjohnston November 30, 2017
Scot's (language spoken in scotland) word for: Ass, ringpiece etc.
Ross fiddled with griff's schooch
Schooch by secue December 29, 2002
1. the softest part of the human body, right under the lip.
2. a sad face, in which the lower lip is stuck out, in an adorable fashion
*coined by Tara*
Someone is sad and they make a puppy dog face...you say, "Don't you schooch me!"
schooch by Carly March 3, 2003

hoochie-schooch 

to bump into someone, usually in a sexual way
Jonathan hoochie-schooched into Samantha.

Zachariah hoochie-schooch's with everyone in the school's hall.

Jesse has never hoochie-schooched a woman.
hoochie-schooch by Shiv Patel April 21, 2008

mop'n'schooch

a Roomies or pairs activity involving one participant mopping as the other follows close behind shuffling a towel underneath their bare feet, resulting in the cleaning of the common space floor area. Most successfully achieved sipping a cup of coffee while discussing pertinent life circumstances.
Hey homeslice, will you mop'n'schooch the floor with me? It's totally disgusting!
mop'n'schooch by Cizzle & PET December 26, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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