ex-boyfriend was walking down the street one day humming a song to himself. "BOOM!" Gets hit by a bus. Somewhere in the world she gets a really big smile on her face :)
by tombonesarvharm September 03, 2009
An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.
September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..
5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..
5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.
by college-girl November 07, 2011
1. He who must not be named, otherwise known as douche bag face.
2. He is the subject of conversation for an indefinite amount of time, but he's not worth wasting your breath.
3. That guy whose stuff you keep finding and burning (except the jewerly).
2. He is the subject of conversation for an indefinite amount of time, but he's not worth wasting your breath.
3. That guy whose stuff you keep finding and burning (except the jewerly).
by [bombshell] February 04, 2005
He has become this term of "ex-boyfriend" as he has the unnatural ability to judge and assume and does not allow the innocent party to defend or explain her acts at which Mr. Arrogant is so upset about; to which she does not find the desire within to attempt to eplain anymore as it is clearly not worth it, and she has bigger and better prospects in her life now to fulfil and occupy her.
As stated above, the female party in this subject does not wish to examplify, and therefore to a degree explain as she would not give the "ex-boyfriend" the satisfaction. She knows she is correct and innocent, he has no idea what actually happened but rathar is relying upon assumption, therefore he can go on believing he is righteous and be happy within himself and his decisions.
by Monnie May 17, 2006
1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.
by emo55678 March 04, 2019
the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)
One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!
by laurenbell December 31, 2010
by lafk December 29, 2006