Urban Dictionary: scoot

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1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste

1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"

by DudeoftheDay March 12, 2005

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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

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scoots

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

by The Protagonist July 26, 2005

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Scoot

1. To create friction with one's ass.
2. Also known as Scout, the main character of Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mocking Bird"

Hi Scoot

by haNd1287 April 20, 2004

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Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

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scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 16, 2005

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scoots

Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.

Let's go smoke some scoots!

by ThatGirl132 January 24, 2011

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