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schlochembacher
one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.
schlochembacher
schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010
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Schlooch • Schlooching • Schooch • schoochie • schoochy • schloch • schlochembacher • Schlochenthorp • Schlonchy • schloophing
schooch
The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.
Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."
Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."
schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004
Schlochenthorp
Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.
I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"
Schlochenthorp by Timebender13 July 8, 2010
SchoochyMoney
Who is SchoochyMoney? He’s an rapper from Detroit. What does his name mean? Schoochy is the attraction, Money is what’s being attracted.
SchoochyMoney by Wopsop313 October 7, 2018
schoochie
schoochie by Brittany P. December 14, 2007
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