schmoll

*schmoll* used to express embarrasment or shame.
means to pout in a shameful or embarassed manner.

I.E: 'I am ashamed that the Japanese talkshow hosts made me wear a pancake costume for unnecessary reasons.. *schmoll*'

by gackts-pancakes April 12, 2009

Schmoll'n

When flocks of women surround you without you noticing due to your excessive swag and because you're wearing Creed Aventus and it's not even your birthday.

Colten's girlfriend is upset because he keeps Schmoll'n, so he should spend more time with his best friend Michael and have fun.

by mob91896 May 14, 2014

Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

Schmole

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020

the doctor scholl's

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

by MC Barlow March 17, 2008

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008