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Schmolloks

Schmolloks means when a man with small testicles get them castrated by a man called Schmol. Schmol is knows to make strange grunting noises during this process, some say he finds the experience quite pleasant

Schmol is said like = shh maul
Oh fuck my schmolloks
by SchmolShagger December 9, 2022
mugGet the Schmolloksmug.

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