schmetlap 

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse

When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.

schmetlap by James Goldstein/Levi Norviel May 31, 2007

Schmedlap 

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

Schmedlap by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

schmelps 

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

schmelps by emptmyst August 22, 2012

Schmellay 

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

Schmellay by Brandon December 10, 2004

Schmedlap 

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards

This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.

Schmedlap by John Galt July 31, 2004

Schmelard 

another word for retard

God, you're such a schmelard

Schmelard by kp24 April 4, 2009

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

schmetard by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006