schmetlap

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse

When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.

by James Goldstein/Levi Norviel May 31, 2007

Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

schmelps

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

by emptmyst August 22, 2012

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004

Schmedlap

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards

This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.

by John Galt July 31, 2004

Schmelard

another word for retard

God, you're such a schmelard

by kp24 April 4, 2009

Schmelp

A deregatory term for a heterosexual white male, whose usage can be understood much in the same way as terms such as nigger. Created for the sole purpose of there being no sufficent curse word to call heterosexual white males that is nonspecific as to their location, such a honky or redneck

"Look at that schmelp, walking along like he owns the world."

"Get a job you lazy schmelp!"

by Daniel Gordon Cobb March 31, 2009