Brandon's definitions

banana

A type of fruit.

I like to put bananas in my mouth.

by Brandon December 14, 2003

box lunch

A man who eats his womans pussy, and usually enjoys doing so, provided that her stuff doesnt smell.

Damn, my girl was just begging for a box lunch....i didnt mind giving her one

by Brandon October 21, 2004

Japan Four

A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area.

"Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom Green - Freddy Got Fingered

by Brandon March 11, 2004

uncle-ray

(v.)(Slang/Informal) To give a of lack details and/or display an absence of common courtsey towards another.

Don't go camping with him, he'll uncle-ray you and you won't know what's going on.

by Brandon May 15, 2004

pump house

A reference to the act of having sex.

1)Hey D'mitri did you take that girl to the pump house last night?

2)Question: Where are you going tonight man?
Ans: I'm going to the pump house

by Brandon May 13, 2005

HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.

In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.

by brandon April 5, 2005

pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

by Brandon December 9, 2004