Brandon's definitions

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

blow this joint

To Leave an area quickly

Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!

by Brandon October 25, 2004

falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

by Brandon December 12, 2004

asshog

someone who hogs the chick in the gang-bang

"Man i couldn't get near that ho',that asshog was all up in my space, you feel me?

by Brandon December 5, 2003

da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt

Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!

by Brandon May 13, 2005

fat

a greedy person, skinny or fat as long as they can't stop eating

You're eating again? thats FAT

by Brandon August 7, 2004

nunge

an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.

From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.

Nunge! the kid's snot is dripping down his face into his mouth!

by Brandon August 19, 2004