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Schmedlap 

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.
Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.
Schmedlap by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016
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schmetlap 

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse
When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.

Schmellay 

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".
Schmellay by Brandon December 10, 2004

Schmedlap 

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards
This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.
Schmedlap by John Galt July 31, 2004
Intelligence beyond the normal. A cobination of wisdom and common sense.
He is so schmeil.
schmeil by murman101849 February 13, 2013

Schmelard 

God, you're such a schmelard
Schmelard by kp24 April 4, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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