schmelpi

A schmelpi is a is a cat that has a big torso, but tiny little stupid looking legs

Person 1: DUDE LOOK AT THAT SCHMELPI!

Stupid Schmelpi Cat: meow

by schmelpilord October 1, 2022

schmelps

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

by emptmyst August 22, 2012

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

Schmeppie

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”

“Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

“El schmeppie”

by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021

Schmelting

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt.

I'm schmelting it's so hot in here!

by Rainbow_Mist_Topaz February 25, 2009

Schmelting

When you’re at a rave typically in the centre of the crowd / or front where it’s most hot and you feel like you’re melting because you are extremely hot. This is the combination of sweat and stickiness caused by taking excessive amounts of Molly.

“The bass is IN MY FACE!”
“I know I’m schmelting”
*smiles* *music buzzez* “mmmmmm, me too. I’m schmelted”

by dineanxoxshg February 22, 2018

schmepick

to be schmep-like

“damn bro, you’re schmepick.”

“thank you gamer”

by not bee October 11, 2021