A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.
by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006
Get the schmetard mug.1. a person devoted to whatever music/clothing style is popular in the mainstream but does not actually know why they embrace it.
2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.
3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.
4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.
5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.
6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.
7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.
8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.
9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.
10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle class home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.
11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.
2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.
3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.
4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.
5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.
6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.
7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.
8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.
9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.
10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle class home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.
11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.
1) I don't know why I like it, all my friends do so I guess I do too. wow, your such a scenetard.
2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the fuck up you stupid scenetard.
3) I don't know this band, but all my friends are going so I will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.
4) wow, this $30.00 hello kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.
5) I love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are SO punk! No they are not scenetard.
6)I swear. nick is so CUTE!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.
7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn't go with anything I have. oh well, I will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.
8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.
9) wow, that guy is so HAWT! you are also a scenetard.
10) I can't believe my girl dumped me. aw man. I'm gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while I look up porn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don't you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.
11) omg thAt gUY Es sOOOooooO HAwT!!! and he SOunDs so BROOTAL!!! use spell check you scenetard.
2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the fuck up you stupid scenetard.
3) I don't know this band, but all my friends are going so I will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.
4) wow, this $30.00 hello kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.
5) I love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are SO punk! No they are not scenetard.
6)I swear. nick is so CUTE!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.
7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn't go with anything I have. oh well, I will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.
8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.
9) wow, that guy is so HAWT! you are also a scenetard.
10) I can't believe my girl dumped me. aw man. I'm gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while I look up porn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don't you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.
11) omg thAt gUY Es sOOOooooO HAwT!!! and he SOunDs so BROOTAL!!! use spell check you scenetard.
by i9incher August 15, 2009
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by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010
Get the Schmebar mug.Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
Get the german schmear mug.1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
Get the schmear mug.The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
Get the sheetards mug.a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.
by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005
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