Schmelard

another word for retard

God, you're such a schmelard

by kp24 April 4, 2009

Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

schmearfinkle

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.

Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005

Schmlar

1. To Smash something violently or without any reguard for self or others.

"Did you see that Ret Pally just Schmlar that holy Priest?!"

"How did you come up with that name? Did you just Schmlar your face across the keyboard?"

by Sizzler357 January 19, 2009

Schmeld

When multiple flavors mix together and become better as they combine.

Boy, I love when these stew ingredients schmeld together. It tastes so great!

by Yourlossbb August 4, 2018