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Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
Get the german schmear mug.1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
Get the schmear mug.a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.
by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005
Get the schmearfinkle mug."Did you see that Ret Pally just Schmlar that holy Priest?!"
"How did you come up with that name? Did you just Schmlar your face across the keyboard?"
"How did you come up with that name? Did you just Schmlar your face across the keyboard?"
by Sizzler357 January 19, 2009
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