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Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
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Shmegladon 

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls
Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”
Shmegladon by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Smegladon 

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell
Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon
Smegladon by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma
Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”
schmegladite by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026