schmegladon

Giant floppy uncircumcised weenie.

Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

by Paintmaster15 March 26, 2024

Smegladon

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma

“Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”

by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018