Schmellay Share definition Flag A female who has a smelly cooch. I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!". Schmellay by Brandon December 10, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Schmellay mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch