Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelby

a mullet

Let's go schmelby-hunting

by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003

Schnella

Derived from German, Schneller, meaning 'more quickly'. Used to subtly alert your boys that there is a very attractive lady or group of girls around.

Alternatively

A very good looking female you saw earlier.

Bro 1: "Schnella! Schnella!"
*Bro 2 comes running*
Bro 2: "8 or higher dude! She's a soft 7"

Alternatively

Bro 1:"See any schnellas today?"
Bro 2:"Oh yeah, She was big time checking me out too."

by Dontrum March 5, 2018

schellabby

A pile of gross wet street sand and debris, usually picked up by sweepers in the spring time.

You guys missed that huge pile of schellabby on that pizza slice, south of the pork chop.

by Lockout June 9, 2018