schmem 

a word used for anything.....used any way .......in any tense

i schmemed that bitch..........or you schmem ass......or you want a charley schmem... or you schmem...invented by buster (buh- star) and jiggity josh

schmem by buster jordan May 14, 2005

Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Pyramid Scheme 

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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
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Pyramid Scheme by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022