Schmemis 

Penis. It’s a joking way of pronouncing penis. It’s also a way of saying penis without actually saying it. The word stems from the idea of saying penis so many times that you lose complete sense of the word and devolve into nonsense.

“I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it”
“What do you mean by it?”
“What do you think? I mean my schmemis”

Schmemis by Meateater by meat I mean pemis July 26, 2024

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

schmenis 

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

Schmeiser 

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

Schmeiser by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmeisch 

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.

I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

schmeisch by teamPW December 20, 2009

Schemist 

A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.

"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."

"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"

Schemist by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009

Schmeis 

of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.

Micheal schmeised the wooden hand from the shop

Schmeis by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003