Penis. It’s a joking way of pronouncing penis. It’s also a way of saying penis without actually saying it. The word stems from the idea of saying penis so many times that you lose complete sense of the word and devolve into nonsense.
“I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it”
“What do you mean by it?”
“What do you think? I mean my schmemis”
“What do you mean by it?”
“What do you think? I mean my schmemis”
by Meateater by meat I mean pemis July 26, 2024
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Get the schmemity mug.An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.
by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007
Get the schmenis mug.Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
by Jay Hat April 7, 2007
Get the Schmeiser mug.v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.
I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.
by teamPW December 20, 2009
Get the schmeisch mug.A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.
"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."
"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"
"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"
by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009
Get the Schemist mug.of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.
by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003
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