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(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.
“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”
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schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.
schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schemometer 

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot
Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
schemometer by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010
a chincy alien that resembles a leprechaun with cerebral palsy
that fuckin schmeho is such a bastard
Schmeho by lack August 10, 2012

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
a word used for anything.....used any way .......in any tense
i schmemed that bitch..........or you schmem ass......or you want a charley schmem... or you schmem...invented by buster (buh- star) and jiggity josh
schmem by buster jordan May 14, 2005
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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