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schmemity
schmemity by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020
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Schmemo • Schmemofull • SCHMEOW • schemo • schmememe • Shmemories • Schemoid • schemometer • schemotellum • schemozzle
schmemmy
An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008
schemometer
Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there
Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
schemometer by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010
Schmeho
Schmegory
NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009
schmem
i schmemed that bitch..........or you schmem ass......or you want a charley schmem... or you schmem...invented by buster (buh- star) and jiggity josh
schmem by buster jordan May 14, 2005
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