schmecky schmecky

making out

no more schmecky schmecky!

by bus840kev June 27, 2009

Schmecky

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

by BM49045 October 4, 2005

Shmecky Puntz

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.

Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky

Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.

I need to shower, I feel shmecky!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Shmecky

Shmecky is a euphemism for any word.Good for either disguising a word. Or if your around your little sister and dont want to curse.

Disguise: Hey man, you wanna go blaze some shmecky.

Sub: Man i really gotta take a Shmecky.

Or just simply, Your such a shmecky.

by BIGCARRI October 28, 2009

schmacky

Noun--The act of peeing into one's own mouth.

Origins: This act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern California university. Onomatopoetic in nature, "schmacky" approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity's founder with a mouthful of urine.

The pad thai was so hot that, with no access to other beverages, Tad was forced to pull a schmacky.

by peterkin March 19, 2009