Definitions by BIGCARRI

Croc 

Croc- a name for an old lady that's hot.

Like a cougar but 60 and up are considered crocs.
Crocadile- supposedly around in te stone age. (old).

Ex.-
Sharon stone is such a croc!

Ex.-
dude did you see grants grandma, she is such a croc!

Croc by Bigcarri March 24, 2010

Shmecky 

Shmecky is a euphemism for any word.Good for either disguising a word. Or if your around your little sister and dont want to curse.

Disguise: Hey man, you wanna go blaze some shmecky.

Sub: Man i really gotta take a Shmecky.

Or just simply, Your such a shmecky.

Shmecky by BIGCARRI October 28, 2009