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Schmeckey

A one nut cousin humper. A Schmeckey is a male with one testicle that has sex with his cousin.
My brother is a schmeckey.
by ItsBobda October 18, 2017
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Schmeckle pop

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014
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schmeckledorf

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
by dano magnum September 26, 2006
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schmecklehead

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.
Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.
by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019
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schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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schmeeked

Bro you're schmeeked
by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015
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schmecky schmecky

by bus840kev June 27, 2009
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