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This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.
"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"
schmucky by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009
Yiddish slang relating to the penis.
You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.
schmucky by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003
noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.
<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.
schmucky by Anonymous March 26, 2003
Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho
That girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.
Schmucky by xflamefairyx September 3, 2010
A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes
Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!
Schmucky by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmucky the Clown 

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.
"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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