A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.
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Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.
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n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.
1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
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