A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.
by Uncle Incest September 12, 2008
Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".
by goferman December 26, 2021
by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 05, 2007
Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.
by Anonymous July 08, 2003
by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 05, 2007
n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.
1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
by ikeapsychology February 10, 2012
by ablancon December 27, 2021