schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

schmeck

To utter words of nonsense usually at the end of a conversation that you highly regret afterwards.

Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".

by goferman December 26, 2021

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 21, 2007

schmeck

Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.

"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister January 4, 2009

Schmeck

Schmuck”; “Idiot”; “Distasteful”; “Inappropriate”; Deplorable”

That Schmeck stole money from kid’s with cancer.

by Brandon Rocks December 26, 2021

schmeck

verb - to embarrass yourself publicly so thoroughly that you feel the need to lie about what you did, then delete all social media pages.

My principal really schmecked up when he commented in the front office about wanting to nail a 9th grader, not realizing the PA system was on.

by Angie O'Plaisty December 28, 2021