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schmagpie

the female orgasm or ejaculation. making her cum or squirt and scream.
Brian cries every night before he goes to sleep because he cannot give Katie a schmagpie.
by kingschmagpie December 18, 2009
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shagpiece

a boy or girl with whom an individual just sleeps with randomly with no other basis for the relationship than just sex.no strings, no commitment, no emotion, just a bit of fun
hes not my boyfriend hes my shagpiece
by loopyloo December 24, 2004
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Schmoopie Papoopie

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.
Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!
by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010
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schmape

A human who resembles an ape.
Ben is a schmape.
by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008
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schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005
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Schmaggler

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.
"You're such a schmaggler."
by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010
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schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005
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