Shmagpie

When a chick fucks a guys face with her pussy.

"...that chick totally gave me a shmagpie last night..."

"Tonight we might go right to shmagpie"

Shmagpie by MisterSinister October 9, 2008

shagpiece 

a boy or girl with whom an individual just sleeps with randomly with no other basis for the relationship than just sex.no strings, no commitment, no emotion, just a bit of fun

hes not my boyfriend hes my shagpiece

shagpiece by loopyloo December 24, 2004

shmampies 

the prettiest, most fabulous group of beautiful girls who are also hilarious and go to camp. they love having fun and twerking. they most definitely are NOT ratchet

Damn man did you see that hot group of girls?
Yeah man they were definitely the shmampies!

shmampies by Shmamp January 10, 2013

shmangpieced 

Ok...it goes buzzed, drunk, trashed, wasted, SHMANGPIECED,
Shmangpieced is when you are so drunk you don't know where you are and you can't walk

Steven: Dude james I was so trashed last night!
James: Steve...I was shmangpieced.
Steven: Dude I know you totally question marked!

shmangpieced by sir james oquinn April 1, 2010

schmagpie 

the female orgasm or ejaculation. making her cum or squirt and scream.

Brian cries every night before he goes to sleep because he cannot give Katie a schmagpie.

schmagpie by kingschmagpie December 18, 2009