schmaggered 

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Shaggered 

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

schlagered 

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered by ez September 24, 2004

schmammered  

The mix between shit faced and hammered.

schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

schmammered by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008